We stand behind what we make.
If you’re unsatisfied with a purchase of No Consequence made directly from us or from an authorized seller within the United States, we’ll send a replacement, let you try a different flavor, or refund you — your call.
Satisfaction promise
The 45-day satisfaction guarantee.
We stand behind every can. If you’re not happy with a purchase from noconsequence.com or an authorized seller, we’ll make it right — a replacement, a different flavor, or a refund.
The promise at a glance
- 45daysfrom your original purchase to make a claim
- 7–10daysfor approved refunds to reach your original payment method
- 3waysto make it right — replace it, swap the flavor, or refund it
The promise
Our promise, in four parts.
No return label, no runaround. Here’s what’s covered, how to claim, and what happens next.
What’s covered.
This guarantee applies when all three are true:
- You’re the original purchaser, buying within the United States
- The product was purchased directly from noconsequence.com or from an authorized seller
- Your request is made within 45 days of purchase
How to claim.
Bought it on noconsequence.com? Email hello@noconsequence.com with your order number and the reason you’re unsatisfied. We may ask for a photo of the packaging — no return label needed.
Bought it from an authorized seller? If you can’t return it to that retailer, email the same address with the store name, purchase date, and reason for dissatisfaction, and we’ll take it from there.
What to expect.
Depending on what you ask for, we’ll send a replacement, let you try a different flavor, or issue a refund. Approved refunds land back on your original payment method within 7 to 10 business days.
Something
not right?
Tell us what happened — a real person reads every message, and we’ll make it right.
